People who equate truth with fact are missing the point.
A little person, his mom, and their camera…
Hey Mom, take a picture of me! I combed my hair like the cool kids!
That one’s good. Yeah, I look really pretty. Now, let’s take some silly ones!
Then, you go post them on your blog and to make people happy and I can say thank you!
Who are those people? Yeah, those Little Bean people! Why bean people and not coffee people? (Pause in story here to go downstairs and compare kidney beans to coffee beans. Discuss in depth what would happen if we ground dried kidney beans and tried to make a hot beverage. Decide to try it some other time.)
So if they give money and buy coffee and stuff, then some people will try to get more doctors and hospitals and stuff? That would be really cool! No, I don’t know what advocacy means; NO don’t tell me! Hey, take a picture with my tongue sticking out!