Brian: That guy is as dumb as a sack of wet hammers.
Me: How is a sack of wet hammers any stupider than a sack of dry ones?
Brian: The wet ones didn’t have the sense to come in out of the rain.
Moral of the story: Marry a Southern boy. They say awesomely weird stuff, and often.
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Cameron recently posted..Wingate & Henry
Cort is {in}famous for saying: “that guy is about as useful as a bag of hair.”
But he also love “dumber ‘n a bag of hammers.” He has not yet added the wet part. Which he will love when I tell him. Of course.
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Brian has a very slight southern accent, except when he says his old southern expressions. Then, he sounds like he’s back in the heart of West Virginia!
Brilliant. Yes. I must use that
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He has so many goofy expressions like that, and after 12 years of marriage he still surprises me with a new one now and again!