76.4% of my life presented in one brief scene:
8:40 pm, couch.
Brain Part 1: I’m going to head to bed early and read a book.
Brain Part 2: First I have to clean the kitchen.
1: It’s a really good book.
2: I can’t leave the kitchen like this.
1: Seriously, this book is awesome.
2: I’ll be miserable if the kitchen looks like this when I wake up in the morning.
1: I’ll be miserable now if I don’t go to bed and read this book.
2: What would my mom say if she saw me walking away from this horrible kitchen?
1: Writers have to read books. Going to bed and reading is basically work.
[Argument continues for approximately the amount of time it would have taken to clean the kitchen.]
1: Whatever. I’m going to bed to finish the book.
6:30 am, kitchen.
1: I’m miserable.
2: And I finished that awesome book already.
