People who equate truth with fact are missing the point.

One Sack of Hammers, Hold the Water

How is a sack of wet hammers any stupider than a sack of dry ones? . . . → Read More: One Sack of Hammers, Hold the Water

Follow That Rabbit

I wrote part five of The Transcendent Familiar (No idea what I’m talking about? Here: part 1, part 2, part 3, part 4). Really, I did. As it turns out, though, what I thought was part 5 is actually part 6 (I think, though who knows? Maybe it’s part 7, or 12, or 34.).

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Aluminum Anniversary

Apparently, the traditional gift for the tenth wedding anniversary is something made of aluminum or tin.

Who thinks this shit up? Don’t anybody tell my husband; he’ll go get the roll of aluminum foil and make me something.

No way in the world am I an interesting enough person to make foil jewelry work . . . → Read More: Aluminum Anniversary

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