One Sack of Hammers, Hold the Water

How is a sack of wet hammers any stupider than a sack of dry ones?

Brian: That guy is as dumb as a sack of wet hammers.

Me: How is a sack of wet hammers any stupider than a sack of dry ones?

Brian: The wet ones didn’t have the sense to come in out of the rain.

Moral of the story: Marry a Southern boy. They say awesomely weird stuff, and often.

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5 thoughts on “One Sack of Hammers, Hold the Water”

  1. Cort is {in}famous for saying: “that guy is about as useful as a bag of hair.”

    But he also love “dumber ‘n a bag of hammers.” He has not yet added the wet part. Which he will love when I tell him. Of course.

    1. Brian has a very slight southern accent, except when he says his old southern expressions. Then, he sounds like he’s back in the heart of West Virginia!

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